There are a lot of factors affecting how fast a car can rip through the quarter mile, including its power-to-weight ratio.

In the case of "Assault & Battery" versus the Royal Purple Raceway, we find the defendant guilty of the breaking the record for the quickest quarter-mile in a door-slamming electric vehicle.

Oh, yeah, and for the EV proponents to lament about these cars that burn dead dinosaurs at the local quarter-mile dragstrip. So, the videographer behind the Drag Racing and Car Stuff channel on ...